This is Matilda now. She appear to be a mix, not a Dalmatian cow as Sophie at first imagined. She has the head of a chihuahua, the body of a beagle-goat mix and the heart of a chupacabra. She also has the intestinal fortitude of a python.
I am the aforementioned second oldest living human to give birth. Living with my very kind, paranoid, Husband, and my own tiny terrorist. I was taking care of my Mother who had breast cancer and the three year old. Sadly my mother passed away Dec. 28th 2008. I am not employed at the moment but am considering a job as a Sherpa, because I have the wardrobe for it. I have been taking care of my mother in law, a former prison guard at Azkaban and torturing my Husband with less than flattering descriptions of my mother in law.